In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time
In 1937 a careless driver caused an accident when he took his eyes off the road to ogle 2 women wearing shorts in public for the first time.
fucking thank you
(Source: stability, via therealkirstinopal)
"If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors."
i fucking hate that “instant messaging and texting are destroying our social skills” like fucking nah bruh
no one except the deepest basement dwellers actually substitute texting for real interaction
boo fucking hoo, i can’t currently hang out with a friend in person so instead im going to text them so we can still have a conversation
fuck that “you’re all zombies engrossed in your technology except me, the enlightened one” attitude
My best mate Ryan made the mistake of not locking his room at uni when he returned home for Christmas..
so his housemates have done this
They are such neat wrappers.
even the curtains oh my
Why does this make me so happy like everything is a present!!! I know that is just a pillow but because it’s wrapped I’m excited and I want to open it???